everyone who likes coconut water is lying
Sherlock + text posts [part 1/?]
Andrews replies were gold.
little fawnlock loving to have his ears scratched. when john’s sitting on the sofa, fawnlock would climb next to him and shove his head into john’s lap and just bleat. john would get the hint and start stroking and scratching and playing with fawnlock’s ears. fawnlock would make little pleased noises and doze off but when john stops he’d bleat immediately until john is scratching behind his ears again
PEOPLE’S! BLOGS! ARE! THEIRS! PEOPLE! DON’T! OWE! YOU! REPLIES! OR! ANYTHING! ELSE! NO! MATTER! HOW! POPULAR! THEIR! BLOG! IS! STOP! THIS! STUPID! SENSE! OF! ENTITLEMENT! TO! OTHER! PEOPLE’S! TIME! AND! ENERGY!
So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.