“I hate you,” he tells the sandwich.

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# GOODNIGHT # IF I POST ONE MORE DAMN THING AFTER THIS SLAP ME

rooyoo said:
fun story about pmsl: one of my friends on fb and her friends always used pmpl like "peeing my pants laughing" and i had no idea what that meant so i always thought it was some weird abbreviation for pimple so i read through all of her posts for a good year like "that was the best night of my life pimple" and i thought she was so weird like why is she talking about her pimple? is she talking to her pimple? this gurl needs to get some acne meds man. but then i found out what it meant. the end. :)

this made me smile thank you friend

i imagined a girl talking to her pimple and it made me really happy

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# rooyoo # really leaving now but i wanted to publish this first # THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE PIMPLE # a girl and her pimple # someone write this

shaggydoge replied your post who remembers pmsl

im sad as soon as tumblr has released me from its clutches u will be gone

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# shaggydoge # IT KEEPS HAPPENING

who remembers pmsl

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# ok i really need t ogo t obed eotnigh # goodnight

SOMEONE IS SUBMITTING KENNEY CHESNEY PICTURES TO ME

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

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# this # post # contains # a # picture # from # setlock # so i am tagging it so people can saviour it but so it doesnt end up in the tag goodnight

makokitten said:
I adopt people's speech/typing patterns when I spend time with them too much oop.

it’s so weird you just did that because just earlier i was telling tom about my friend posting a certain way on tumblr and he was like ‘i love how all your friends have specific ways of talking and posting’ and i was like i know right like seth and chelsea always write very proper so when they break that i lose my shit and YOU LITERALLY JUST DID THAT

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# makokitten # ITS LIKE YOU KNEW # chelsea are you spying on me # i ljust looked up at my webcam # i am fright

sallyfuckingdonovan:

a sneaky sweet homescest commission for the most lovely chasingriversong. she’s so sweet and kind and you should probably go check her out.

Source: sallyfuckingdonovan

# holmescest # I LOVE DIS

youcantsaymyname:

bennyslegs:

buddens:

PAULA LIKES KENNY CHESNEY PASS IT ON

SIGNED BUDDEN AND TOM XXXXX

NO THEY TRICKED ME

THEY MADE ME SAY IT

THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

LOOKS BELIEVABLE TO ME

you’re all DEAD TO ME

Source: buddens

makokitten:

bennyslegs:

makokitten:

Chel: although imagining John in a suit with gelled-back hair and Sherlock in a pleather garterbelt and stockings with his head on John’s knee is ok

i think i read that fic

well ur gONNA READ IT AGAIN U FRICKER BECAUSE I’M GONNA WRITE IT

I LEGIT HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK IT WAS YOU WHO REPLIED BECAUSE I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT DID CHELSEA JUST CALL ME A FRICKER AND SAY ‘UR’ I’M

brb going to university and eating froyo and being gorgeous with pretty long hair

# it's freaky friday